(2014)
#CircusShort #Funny
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes