(2014)
#Funny #Short
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask