(2014)
#CircusShort #Funny
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret