My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice