(2014)
#ChairShort #Funny
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors