(2014)
#Eating #Funny #Short
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice