(2014)
#Funny #Short #Tree
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello