(2014)
#Funny #Short #Tree
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…