(2014)
#Blind #DefFunny #Short
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
