I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall