(2014)
#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick