There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her