(2014)
#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried