(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder