There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home