(2014)
#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon