(2014)
#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there