(2014)
#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry