Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…