(2014)
#Eating #Funny #Short
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall