(2014)
#Eating #Funny #Short
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset