(2014)
#Flirt #Funny #Short
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
