(2014)
#Flirt #Funny #Short
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight