(2014)
#Flirt #Funny #Short
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers