(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
#Funny #GrundySolomonShort
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…