(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
#Funny #GrundySolomonShort
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex