(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
#Funny #GrundySolomonShort
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old