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I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall