(2014)
#Funny #MachineShort #Time
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will