There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories