(2014)
#Funny #School #Short #Sick
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is