(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thief
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
