Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one