(2014)
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This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick