(2014)
#ChairShort #Funny
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous