(2014)
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking