(2014)
#ChairShort #Funny
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me