(2014)
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There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother