(2014)
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A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail