They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes