(2014)
#Deer #Doe #Funny #Short #Singing #Song #StutterWood
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is