(2014)
#Funny #MechanicShort
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
