(2014)
#Funny #ProblemsShort
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds