(2014)
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There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one