(2014)
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…