(2014)
#Comedy #Fun #FunnyShort
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed