(2014)
#Funny #Short
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…