(2014)
#BackShort #Funny
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
