(2014)
#BackShort #Funny
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide