The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God