The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…