The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

I changed My mind By following My heart

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.