The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together