The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me